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Yeshiva Nishmas HaTorah presents 'COMPLETE', an original song & music video from Binyomin Miller and Mint Media, AND a follow-up to 2024's 'INCOMPLET'! This brand-new music video is COMPLETELY normal and pretty much like every other music video. Nothing crazy to see here. Yep. Totally normal.
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LYRICS
In a small town in France called Montcillapoux,
There’s a little old man and he’s seventy two,
He’s got the face of a weasel and he’s mean as a crab,
And he spends all his time locked up in his lab,
Researching a topic that couldn’t be duller,
He’s a world wide expert on everything color!
Well he spent forty years developing a shade,
And now he’s done his work and he wants to get paid,
So he put it in some paint and it ain’t exactly cheapo,
This ain’t the kind of stuff you can pick up in Home Depot,
A couple grand for a can is how it retails,
At Nishmas Hatorah, we’re all about the details!
Oh, every single thing that a boy could need
Open up a Rashba and we’ll show you how to read
From the kippah on your head to the socks on your feet
It’s the Nishmas Hatorah autocomplete!
Imma tell you a secret and you’ll say, “Don’t josh me!”
We’re the only yeshiva with a mashgiach gashmi
Oh he’s the real deal, nothing artificial
That’s why we’re famous for our upscale bishul
Lasagna primavera and penne alla vodka
I don’t think they served this by the Alter fun Slobodka
House tuna medley on a toasted roll
Serving up Life in the cereal bowl.
Every golden crisp is lovingly toasted to perfection,
And then undergoes our comprehensive fourteen-step inspection.
Oh, he’s a rebbi and a therapist,
Rosh yeshiva and hair stylist,
Stock market analyst,
And a couple things I might have missed,
Personality and top yichus,
Shiurim, shmoozen, even sichos,
Rishonim – now, they ain’t too far,
He’ll play a Rif on his guitar!
Oh, every single thing that a rebbi could give,
All the fine print – all the kri and the ksiv,
Every table and chair, straightened with a chevel,
We like to teach Torah on every level,
Every single thing a yeshiva could have,
It’s like 613 Torah Ave,
Ein kemach ein Torah and we’re the whole wheat,
At Nishmas Hatorah, I AM COMPLETE!
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Ben Miller
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